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The Tobykat Column!

This week: "Church Party"

  
   
 

1.
The Nudist family sat around their new Bubble machine and laughed and laughed. This was such fun.

"Hey," said Keith, "Let's give the Church people a few of these. Instead of blowing us away, maybe they'll blow these instead."

His family, Keene, Kelly and Kyra, laughed and laughed and laughed. They loved being nude and now they had bubbles! And they were in such a sharing mood.

2.
So they all took a stroll over to the Church under the cover of darkness.

They left their gifts outside the Church door. They took a few blows on the bubble machines and laughed and laughed and laughed.

"We better go now," giggled Keith, "my butt is cold."

  
   
 

3.
The next morning the HighnMighty family was on their way to the church for the morning services.

"What's this?" wondered Peter Paul. If anything, Peter Paul was very inquisitive.

"Uh, dunno," volunteered Al, the new President of the Save the Windows organization. The goddess cowgirls stood mute and dumbfounded as usual, Mary just looked at Peter Paul and wished he'd get that damn beard shaved off.

But Miss Emily, the ever astute, the ever aware, the ever looking-for-a-cheap-thrill person that she was, said:

"Well, let's try it."

 4.
So they did.

They sat outside the church for hours blowing bubbles and laughing and laughing and laughing.

And when they stopped laughing, they giggled and giggled and giggled.

Finally, Peter Paul said:

"I, uh, guess we, er, should go, um, into the church, hmmm, for services?"		  
   
 

5.
Peter Paul stood at the altar to give his morning sermon to the faithful. The faithful consisted of only his own family.

He looked around, he paused, he looked above him, he pondered.

Finally, he said, "This DAMN place needs a makeover! How boring can anything be? Call the decorators - we are gonna have ourselves a Church Party!"

 6.
The Church Party was done, only $29.95 plus shipping and handling.

The family looked around. This was good, this was very good.

"Let's go blow some more bubbles and then invite the whole damn neighborhood over to PART-TEE,"
they all yelled at once. Yeehaw!!!		  
   
 

7.
The neighbors came for the party - the Servo family, the Nudists and take a close look and you will see that even the T&S gang arrived and brought some of their friends as well.

Peter Paul was a little nervous having the T&S gang there so had had the decorators put bolts and locks on all the windows.

Everyone was line dancin' and eatin' and riding the bronco and having a blast. Miss Emily couldn't get a baby sitter so she brought her quads to the party. The whole blasted neighborhood was at the Church Party!!! And blasted they were!

8.
The male stripper entertained the crowd.

Toby of the T&S gang looked at him and thought he was pretty cute. So did Peter Paul - and Mary caught the look... Uh-oh.

So did Miss Emily but she couldn't afford four more kids, at least for awhile so she took the stripper's card - for now.		  
   
  9.
While the folks were enjoying the male stripper, the female stipper snuck up behind Drew Carey and threw him over her leg and bit him on the lip.

"I hate you," she sneered.

Peter Paul and Toby especially enjoyed this. They laughed and laughed and laughed. Abby, the Maine Coon Cat, crept over and peed on Drew's shoes. They laughed and laughed some more. What a party this was!!!! 		10.
The party was finally over and Peter Paul and Mary enjoyed a quiet moment alone and a tender hug.

"Hey, cowgirl, what say we change our name from Hignmighty to Gitdownandhoedown?"

"Yeehaw," yelled Mary, "I'm a-lovin that idea. Now let's go blow some bubbles, my slowpoke cowpoke." 		 
 

 

"And thus ends another tragic story of how the tiniest of bubbles can change your life."

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