Op-ed by our anonymous correspondent
"Only through an appreciation of demographically-driven
change can we grow stronger"
Keeping up the standards
Because
of recent events and the failings of a previous host of The
Sim, the Well Dressed Sim has stepped in to
insure the survival of the paper.
Because of a few minor inconsistencies with audience demographic
between The Sim and the Well Dressed Sim a few changes have
been proposed for consideration to the editor.
First, although The Sim
has an exemplary track record in bringing the news, there
have been slight controversies involving at least one alleged
hoax. We would ask that stories that might be inflammatory
or misleading be cut and replaced with more common news of
the day such as other sites updates or community news.
Next, a more complimentary parody of sites would be in order.
The Un-Dressed Sim was found to be without humor. For this
example, it could be the Well Clothed Sim. I'm sure you could
make this much funnier and it wouldn't reflect poorly on your
landlord.
Finally, The Sim should endeavor to back up its statements
with a bibliography page that details your sources of information
and lends credibility to your news coverage.
We at the Well Dressed Sim have every hope that a lasting
relationship is being built with The Sim. A few changes will
be necessary but I'm sure your audience will appreciate the
differences. If we work together and you are open to constructive
criticism I'm sure your little newspaper will be a great success.
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